Distractible
The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Cast
Seasons
Mark, Bob, and Wade start their first year as separate but equal co-hosts
1.Hair
17-05-202147 minToday the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-...
2.Body Odor
24-05-202146 minMark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
3.Transportation
31-05-202155 minMark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
4.Camping
07-06-202153 minMark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just d...
5.Fake Tech
14-06-202156 minBob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist fo...
6.Supernatural
21-06-202152 minMark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching...
7.Bob's Fridge
28-06-202152 minBob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.
8.Conventions
05-07-202146 minOn this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "...
9.Hold my Beer
12-07-20211hWade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.
10.Synchronicity
19-07-202158 minIn front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
11.Perfect Crime
26-07-20211h 3mMark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".
12.Kids are Stupid
02-08-202154 minThe guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
13.Happy Funerals
09-08-202150 minBob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.
14.Future
16-08-20211h 4mThis week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too w...
15.How to make a Best Friend
23-08-202147 minThe guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.
16.On Sh*t Moments
30-08-202158 minThe guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind
17.How Dare You
06-09-202159 minTough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cr...
18.Dreams & Nightmares
13-09-202156 minThe guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.
19.King of Meat
20-09-20211h 8mFollowing the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.
20.Life Plan
27-09-202157 minThe guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.
21.Lies from Parents
04-10-202151 minFrom coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.
22.Dating Advice
11-10-20211h 9mWade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.
23.Dangerous Coasters
18-10-202157 minThe guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.
24.I Was Wrong...
25-10-202153 minThe spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
25.Fears & Fetishes
01-11-202158 minSharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
26.Old Men
08-11-202154 minLet's face it: Mark, Bob and Wade are getting - up there.
27.We Are All Going To Die
15-11-202153 minBirds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
28.Young & Stupid
22-11-202153 minThe guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
29.That One Guy
29-11-202157 minCampfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
30.Never Give Up
06-12-202152 minMark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
31.Humanity Is Bad
13-12-202149 minBob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.
32.Christmas Gone Wrong
20-12-202152 minThe guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
33.Failed Resolutions
27-12-202155 minMark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.
34.The Perfect Meal
03-01-202253 minThe guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
35.Cryptids Are Scary
10-01-202252 minMark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.
36.Bad Habits
17-01-20221h 1mFrom nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.
37.Beware The Candy Uncle...
24-01-202258 minInspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.
38.Funniest Joke In The World
31-01-202251 minAfter reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world...
39.Waste Of Money
07-02-202256 minThe guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.
40.The Distractible Threesome
14-02-20221hIn honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".
41.The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever
21-02-202256 minBob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, th...
42.Criminally Subliminal
28-02-20221h 3mLove them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Di...
43.Hill I Will Die On
07-03-202257 minPrepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.
44.Pet Stories
14-03-20221h 5mThe guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.
45.Disappointing Our Parents
21-03-20221h 1mQuitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
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