In a post-apocalyptic wasteland ruled by the evil Pharaoh, samurai warrior Hawk embarks on a perilous quest to rescue his kidnapped psychic sister. Armed with a katana and a Harley-Davidson, he must battle rollerblading gangs, murderous ninjas, bizarre mystics and other assorted freaks in a surreal world of skate-bound savagery, spiritual weirdness and low-budget lunacy.
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