Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
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Trailer
Ted & Venus (1991) VHS Trailer
Cast
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
James Brolin
Max Waters
Kim Adams
Linda Turner
Carol Kane
Colette
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Brian Thompson
Herb
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
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