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There's No Such Thing as Vampires
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There's No Such Thing as Vampires

DirectorLogan Thomas

“Something to Sink Your Teeth Into.”

3.3 / 10
2020
81 min
Horror

A group of teenagers encounter vampires in a remote outpost.

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Cast

Meg Foster

Sister Frank

Raphael Sbarge

Detective Warren

Josh Plasse

Joshua

Emma Holzer

Ariel

Maria Olsen

Sigfreda

Judy Tenuta

Barbecue Becky

Matthew Dennis Lewis

Cameron

Tom McLaren

Detective Sykes

Katherine Rodriguez

May

Chiquita Fuller

Detective Lowery

Matt Perfetuo

The Twins

David A. Jørgensen

Oyvind

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