Murt Ramirez Wants to Kick My Ass
When 12 year old Billy McConnell inadvertently gets the most psychotic bully in all of Brooklyn expelled, a ketchup-scrawled note soon appears on his locker stating "Three O'clock!". In white-knuckle panic, Billy and pals plot a gauntlet of hair-brained escapes from his after-school date with decimation. Still, before long, it becomes clear that resistance is tragically futile for Billy. Indeed, the death card looms for any teen who dares utter the seven most bloodcurdling words ever spoken: "Murt Ramirez wants to kick my ass."
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