Criminal Helpline
“Dial 666 for the Criminal Helpline”
When a routine call leads to the betrayal of a ruthless dealer, a hilariously depressed criminal helpline operator tries to escape his reality before he becomes the next body to be buried.
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Criminal Helpline - Official Teaser Trailer (2026) Aaron Wilkes, Wesley Black
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