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THORNS
THORNS
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THORNS

DirectorFinn Harrison

“All swords have sheaths, But you cut me deep.”

2025
5 min
DramaMusicThriller

A young woman hosts a masquerade dinner party, that quickly turns sacrificial. A short film and music video for Lara Buchanan directed by FS Harrison.

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Trailer

THORNS (Official Music Video)

Cast

L

Lara Buchanan

Artist (Lead)

S

Satchmo Kennedy

Executioner (Co-Lead)

A

Anneliese Gray

Dancer

D

Daniel Spink

Dancer

G

Grace Gemmel

Dancer

I

Isabella Martin

Dancer

J

Jenna Barton

Dancer

S

Saša Nikolić

Dancer

S

Sienna May

Dancer

S

Sophie Graham

Dancer

S

Sophie Reynolds

Dancer

R

Rose Zourous

Dancer

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