How Thick Is Your Carpet?
“Two repressed weirdo's find evidence of love...and blood...lots of blood”
Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.
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