Don't get me wrong - a fat wallet sure is a turn-on for girls like us, but a fat veiny boner gets our g-string moist every time! We can do without the commitments and relationships, as long as your Amex card is in our bag and its ready for swiping! And looks, HA!! - Looks don't even matter since our faces are buried in the pillow most of the time anyways! Just make sure you've got a hard dick in your shorts, and a high limit on your credit cards! So if you pervs really want us calling you Daddy, you better start acting like one and hand over that plastic pops! What do you think we are, some kind of whores or something?
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