Criteria One
DirectorSimon Bisset
“SHE just wanted to go home. HE had no idea how to stop. THEY were caught in between.”
On a camping trip with his ex-girlfriend, a club DJ runs afoul of a malfunctioning alien cyborg that's been tasked with collecting biological samples from Earth but is now attempting to become an artist.
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