In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
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Cast
Udo Samel
Luigi Mackeroni
Peter Lohmeyer
Sam Hanks
Iris Berben
Frau Dr. Riffleson
Marc Richter
Billy
Leonard Lansink
Babette
Evelyn Künneke
Leichenbeschauerin Wilma
Hella von Sinnen
Detektivin Sally
Heribert Sasse
Mann vom Secret Service
Meret Becker
Phyllis Higgins
Gerd Wameling
Her Teacher
Henning Schlüter
Hotelchef Robinson
Ralf Wolter
Prof. Boris Smirnoff
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