The Priory of Semen, an ancient secret society, finds an ancient scroll that can only be decoded by soaking it with the loads of Leonardo DaVinci's studly descendants, who must cum on the faces of virgin twinks. There are all kinds of twists and turns along the way as the DaVinci boys pop twink cherries from Stonehenge to the Vatican.
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