It's Me Candy
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It's Me Candy

DirectorKullervo Koivisto

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After five long years, we have the opportunity to enjoy the new film from the famous producer, Kullervo Koivisto, and this was really worth the wait! Excerpts from Candy's diary: "As a little girl, I was running around the streets naked, and I didn't know what was wrong with me. When, at the age of 12, I lost my virginity, I wondered why the fire inside me didn't go out, but the fire only grew. I waited sixteen summers for a decent cock and when I finally got it, I haven't wanted to lose a single moment of this wonderful life since then. Now that I am a sex-goddess, reporter, porn-star, … whatever, and even if I don't fuck with everyone, so you can fuck me every day, morning and evening, and especially at night! And remember when you buy this video of mine, that if I don't fuck you, or you don't jerk off in my scenes, then I'll come and rip you off, I'll tell you what... Well, just kidding... Have fun with me and my friends, we hope that with all our hearts!"

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